Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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