alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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