You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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