Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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