Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm like, not good at living.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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