He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
