i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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