I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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