I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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