I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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