So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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