All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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