Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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