you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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