Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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