sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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