Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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