As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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