you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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