smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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