I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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