I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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