i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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