We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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