going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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