Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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