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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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