I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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