bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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