5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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