Having a random hookup so left but love u
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Randomize
