i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
two words: eviction party
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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