hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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