Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
There are leaves in my underwear?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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