so explain again why im purple
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I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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