buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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