i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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