She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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