yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
