I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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