Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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