But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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