i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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