I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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