how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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