Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
being pregnant is like rehab
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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