around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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