sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
