So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I want to be your penis for a week.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
