We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
