I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sorry about my life...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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