I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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