OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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