Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my sisters under your porch take her home
operation have a gay friend backfired
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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